On Monday, March 5, 2012 3:00:59 PM UTC-8, Chris Templeman wrote:
Interesting article from the standpoint of the completely disparate points of view.
The new rules.
1- Don't talk to journalists. Especially jealous journalists who wish they were as smart (and as good looking and as well paid) as you.
Rule 1 subsection: Always remember where journalists come from. Many journalists are just slightly elevated from paid bloggers. Journalists were those kids who dropped out of "those hard subjects like Algebra" because they wanted to go smoke pot and gaze at their navels instead of study and later make headlines. Sorry you guys didn't make the cut, oh wait, no I'm not.
2- Don't talk to the feds. I have strong ethics and no morals and I am only out to serve myself and the enhancement of my own telomeres. I admit being only out to serve myself; government employees rarely do.
Rule 2 subsection: Talk to the feds only if you're paid in dollars to do so.
3- Raise your hand if you want to help start the zombie apocalypse. (Looks around, everyone's hands are raised.) Alright then. Put on your lab coats and continue reading.
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